June 29, 2012

Lol


IQ: I think im gonna cut my hair
IQ : Did u see how poofy it is
IS: You have been thinking that
IS: For years
IQ: I knew you'd say this


June 27, 2012

What Made You Laugh Today?

"Excellent point! What if (another theory) we evolve into two seperate animals? Vegans tend to bring up vegan kids and the same with omnis. What if we evolve through generations into a much more herbivourous animal with lower need for protein and calcium and perhaps other traits while other humans evolve with large canines and claws etc.
Weird eh? We could become hunted!"

"People stuffing their faces with meat and dairy will be too obese to hunt.
Plus vegans and vegetarians will not only outrun them, but outsmart them too. "


LOL

June 21, 2012

Only Family

Phantom: yes, my secretary answered for me

Layla: :O

Layla: dis is family issue

Layla: between us 2

Layla: no secretary allowed

Phantom: ok then u kick her out

Layla: shes family too

LOL

June 12, 2012

Dreamtime


IQ: acha so i had a dream
IQ:
Phantom: lallu.... pls kill 29
IQ: abey im dead already
Layla: never
IQ:
Layla: i wud kill myself b4 dat
nerdyy:
Phantom: never di bachchi
Layla:
IQ: so there was a lot of stuff going on in my dream
IQ: then ending part i sort of remembered
IQ: nerdy and layla were in a car
Phantom: pls
nerdyy: her chat career was over a long time ago
IQ: driving at nights
Phantom: dont leave me in skirts
Layla:
nerdyy:
IQ: and then this crowd jumped on the car
nerdyy: starry nights
Layla:
IQ: and stopped it and pulled the doors open
Layla:
nerdyy:
Phantom: lol
IQ: and were gonna kidnap layla
Layla:
Layla:
nerdyy: soul bhaiyya and rishu bhaiyya
IQ: and then umm i dont remb all this
Layla:
IQ: phir layla goes
Phantom: but then i save the day for lallu n nerds
IQ: am hungry
Layla:
Phantom: lolll
nerdyy: 29 thats my line
Layla: lol
Layla: my line shd b
Layla: i want coffee
IQ: and those thugs said shut ur mouth or else we will shoot nerdy
Layla:
Layla:
Phantom: i just saw that line in 'the spy next door'
Layla:
nerdyy:
IQ: then umm
Layla:
IQ: i dont remb much the next part of my dream i remember CLEARLY
Layla:
Phantom:
IQ: i think nerdy broke free and grabbed layla and u both ran
IQ: next part i remember
IQ: all 4 of us were in a kitchen
Layla:
nerdyy:
Layla:
IQ: and i was cooking
Phantom: i'm waiting for my introduction song
Layla: LOL
nerdyy: kitchen
IQ: and then Phantom was sitting at the table
Phantom:
IQ: like a fatso
Layla: cookin chicken biryani
Layla:
IQ: and there was some strange old white lady sitting next to him
Layla:
Phantom:
nerdyy: wow what an imaginative dream
Layla: lol
Layla: nerdy
Phantom: that was u
IQ: and nerdy and layla u two were pouring drinks and started fighting and arguing
IQ: no i was behind the counter
nerdyy:
Layla:
Phantom: lolllllllllllllllll
IQ: anyways then layla said
IQ: bb
Layla: i never argue with krishna
Phantom: why why why
IQ: when am i gonna have a bhabhi
Phantom: why old?
IQ: idkkkk man
IQ: she was just sitting there
Phantom: cant u give a young lady?
Layla: lol
nerdyy: i dont fight with radha
Layla:
Layla:
IQ: and then layla was pulling out a knife saying watch it i saved ur life back der on da road nerdy
nerdyy:
Layla: no bb
Layla: u married already
Phantom: 29 u sux again
IQ: and i was like u idiots what are u doing
Layla: stop dreamin abt girls
IQ: and then phantom said i want my food
Layla: dis fatty man
IQ: what are u fools doing and then i got pissed i was like u all arent gonna eat anything
Phantom: wow
Layla: always thinkin abt food
Layla:
IQ: and i took a bowl of red cayenne pepper for some reason
IQ: and i was gonna throw it
nerdyy:
Layla:
nerdyy: i think this shud go on the blog
Phantom: 29
Layla: lol nerdy
IQ: and phantom stopped my hand and takes a pinch of that red powder and puts it on that white strange lady hair part
Phantom: what were u smoking there, son?
IQ: and we all stopped and were staring
nerdyy: 29
IQ: and we was like yeh sindoor nahin hai
nerdyy:
IQ: phantom goes i dont care i just want a wife
Phantom:
Phantom: lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
IQ: and we looked at the white lady and the powder went in her eyes and she was crying
Phantom: wtfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Layla:
nerdyy:
IQ: she was howling
Phantom:
Layla: poor white lady
IQ: so annoying
Layla:
Phantom: u made me a despo
IQ: and so i got pissed and threw the bowl over her head
IQ: and i woke up
Layla: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL despo
nerdyy: phantom
Layla:
Phantom: i quit
Layla:
IQ: LOL
Phantom: i resign
IQ: i swear to go
IQ: god
IQ: this i remember so clearlyy
Layla:
nerdyy:
Phantom:
IQ: phewww
Layla: LOL
IQ: now i got it told
Phantom: lallu
IQ: i waited all day
Layla: look at fatty
Layla:
IQ: for u 3
IQ: at once
IQ: LOL
Layla: still dreamin abt FOOD
nerdyy: smalls dreams of a virgo
Layla: FOOD or wifey
IQ: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Layla: pick one
Layla:
nerdyy:
Layla:
Phantom:
Layla: LOL
IQ: layla pulled a knife on u nerdy
Phantom: i quit already

June 1, 2012

Poe Tree



IQ: The raindrops on the windowpane slide folornly
Nerdyy: new poem
IQ: The leaves so green bend their heads with the onslaught
IQ: We trudge on the grey as the grey becomes a river
Nerdyy: there is sadness and vilence in those tow lines
Nerdyy: violence
IQ: We learn to swim for lest we drown
Nerdyy: two
IQ: I got possessed by a bhoot
Nerdyy: err bhootni
IQ: Yes LOL
IQ: Poetry bhootni
Nerdyy: yes
Nerdyy: its ok new poe for poems blog
Nerdyy: poem*
Nerdyy: da mn it
IQ: I actually saw the trails of the raindrops sliding down the windowpane in the reflection of my computer monitor
Nerdyy: are wah
IQ: yes yes edgar would be grateful
Nerdyy: like tears streaming down your cheeks
IQ: yesh
Nerdyy: wah wah
IQ: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
IQ: well u've got the sunshine there
Nerdyy: yes
IQ: spies anonymous broke into poetry corner
Nerdyy: the storm blows on outside uprooting the deep rooted trees
Nerdyy: while all we see are reflections of our lives on the computer screen
Nerdyy: and our face with tears streaming down
IQ: shabash  
Nerdyy: yes note it down for da compilation
IQ: sounds like the story of the clones 
IQ: crying while they type the laugh emoticon
IQ: “y u no like me?” cry = “@#$@#$@$@$ ::laugh”