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Whats Your Babe

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Brb

70456= Bulb | 22813 = IQ


Guest_22813: oh nadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan parindeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
nerdyy: ok ill be back maybe
Guest_22813: ghar ghar ghar aaja
Guest_22813: ok nerdy
nerdyy:    :P
Guest_22813:  :P
nerdyy has left.
Guest_22813:  O_O
Guest_22813: literal bye
Guest_22813:  ::unsure
Guеst_70456: i told u or not
Guest_22813: oh nadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
Guest_22813:
Guest_22813:
Guest_22813: OH BOY
Guеst_70456: i love saying "i told ya"
Guest_22813: i know
Guеst_70456: which i get to say a lot
Guest_22813:
Guеst_70456: i think he doesnt like me
Guest_22813: yes for sure
Guest_22813: who can like u
Guest_22813: thats exactly why he left
Guest_22813:
Guest_22813:
Guеst_70456: yup
Guest_22813: omg im gonna fall off my chair
Guеst_70456: or maybe seeing me makes him pee
Guеst_70456: he is scared of me
Guest_22813: Guest_22813: can u do me a favour just leave for a few mins
nerdyy:  
nerdyy: wait
Guеst_70456:
Guеst_70456: danm idiots
Guеst_70456: u guys r conmen
Guest_22813:
Guest_22813: sorry
Guest_22813: i fell laughing

You, Creepy.

Josh and Alley, two random chatters.

Josh: Have you heard the term "self fullfilling prophecy"?
Alley: yes
Alley: and its not always true
Alley: take me, i was convinced i'd die alone, never being loved, never getting married, nothing
Alley: and i even decided
Alley: i was just going to date for fun
Josh: If you act as though it will never happen again, then probably won't
Bulb:   teenage central
Alley: so i met a girl i liked through a friend, asked her out, only for fun, thought i'd dump her in 2 weeks
Alley: then date another girl i liked
Alley: you know what happened in 2 weeks?
Alley: i asked her to marry me
IQ:   you wake up now
IQ: you have an alarm clock for kids?
Bulb: yup barely can type
Josh: ???
Josh: What are you jokesters up to?
IQ: stoned again?
Bulb: rocked
IQ: nothing Josh and Alley, dont mind us. you carry on
Alley: life isn't so simple and it doesn't obey rules
Josh: That is so true.
Alley: sry gtg
Alley has left.
Josh: D:
Josh: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bulb:
Josh: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Bulb: happy birthday Josh
IQ: lol
IQ: great just great
Josh: HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!?!?!?!??!
Bulb: u blew all candles in one breath
IQ: LOLLLLL
Josh: Wtf...
Bulb:  ::laugh
IQ: ::laugh
Guest_53457:  ::laugh
Bulb: easy peasy
Josh: I'm creeped out now.
IQ: rightly so
Josh: lol
Josh has left.
Josh went to room: LobbyRoom
Bulb: i managed to boot two sentimentals away
Bulb: i'm not faltu
IQ: lol
IQ: u wouldnt have managed to do it as quick alone
Bulb:  credit chor
IQ: where its due
Bulb: u were here hours
IQ: yea
Bulb: alone enjoying their convo
IQ: waiting for ur sad bum to wake up
IQ: lol
IQ: enjoying
Bulb:   maybe i shuld boot u too
IQ: I was wondering if they were gay
IQ: two guys talking like girls
Bulb: Josh was a girl?
IQ: yup
IQ: lol he was a guy
IQ: but talking like a girl
Bulb:  tru dat
Bulb: ok back hurting
Bulb: slept on chair
Bulb: challoo bye
IQ: okies see u
Bulb: say bye else u r gay ::laugh
IQ: lol
IQ: bye bye
Bulb: bye
Bulb: tc
Bulb has left.
Josh has joined.
Josh: YOU.
Josh: YOUR CREEPY.
Josh has left.
Josh went to room: Lesbians_Rock

A Skinny Coat Rack

ranveer has joined.
nerdyy: ranveer came to cry to us after anushka dumped him
ranveer has left.
ranveer went to room: family_sex
Bulb:   u two hav history
IQ:   um
IQ: but anushka dumped him longg time ago
IQ: a yr
Bulb: anushka who?
nerdyy: and he pvts me
IQ: :laugh
nerdyy:  :laugh
nerdyy: Bulb, anushka is ur bhabhi
IQ: who has history
nerdyy: for now
IQ: btw
IQ: lollllllllllllllllllllll
Bulb: ok   nvm
nerdyy:  ;)
IQ: wink bhi
IQ: wah wah
nerdyy:  ;)
nerdyy:    wink for wine and candles
Bulb: if its anushka sharma, with pleasure
IQ: LOL
IQ: yes that one
IQ: only
Bulb: but u r not invited to my home for chai
IQ: :O
nerdyy:    chai
IQ: invited for what then? beer
Bulb: or , i will invite u but dont bring the hideous creature along
IQ: lol
IQ: :laugh:
IQ: tis ok she can stand by the door
Bulb: me no likey
nerdyy:  :laugh
IQ: and be a coat rack
nerdyy:    stand by door
nerdyy: im getting a mental pic of that
nerdyy: we all go into rinkas house
nerdyy: but poor anushka has to stand by teh door
Bulb:  :laugh
nerdyy: and hold all our jackets
Bulb: :laugh:
nerdyy:  :laugh:
nerdyy:   :laugh: wth
Bulb: poor thing
nerdyy:  :laugh:  bulb

Da Orphans of Da Orphanage

Laylaah: Cutieeeeeeee should i wink back at this fit boy who keeps winking at me in the mall
IQ: *sigh* twinna, don't you know that the best way to find out if a friend is for keeps is to always glare at his winks, if he winks back hes your friend forever, if he runs away he's just a wimp :closedeyes

Roo: My exams are done, let me snuggle in my bed with my cuddly toy :biggrin

Rinka: nerds :smoke, i see many bhabhis here watching us - are you ready with your measuring tape?

Smoke: Hmmph, should i marinade my chicken tangris in lemon juice or lime juice - let me ask guruji. If I ask Miss IQ she will glare at me because i'm cooking chicken :scowl

nerdyy: kajubarfi why are you standing on a pedestal :unsure
Laylaah: ladooooo :smoke :coffee - its my new 8 inch heels not a pedestal doesnt it look cuteeeeeeee :closedeyes

IQ: Hmm nerdyyyyyyyy your aqua gio smells nice :rolleyes
nerdyy: is it time for the big long hug then :wink
IQ: :glare

Nandini_LostInSpace8453: nerdyyyyyyyyy wakeee uppppppp kamina :O

IQ: pinkuuuuuuuuu welcome :biggrin
ad: TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT :rose ... now let me be quiet for 10 mins

IQ: so how did your valentines date go ?
Fire: it was ok, i got bored .. these damn fobs always bore me in 10 mins

Into Guys

Rinka : tough guys watch footy ::smoke

Rinka : tough guys smoke ::smoke

Layla: so you into tough guys ::smoke

Saved

Layla: allllaah
Rinka: yeah child?
IQ: LOL god
Layla: god is here
Layla: god
Layla: save me
IQ: god is everywhere
Layla: ur child is in trouble
Rinka: ctrl+s
Layla: lol
Rinka: saved in my documents
IQ:  :laugh
IQ: im putting that in memories :laugh

Shoppin'

Scene 1:

Rinka: Where is taka?
IQ: Dunno
Rinka: k
IQ: She must be out shopping or something
Rinka: k
IQ: k


Scene 2:

nerdyy: where is da lil bratty sistah?
IQ: Shopping
nerdyy: ::blink
IQ: She been shopping for two days ::ninja

Scene 3:

Dawn: Where is laylu?
IQ: shopping
nerdyy: she is looking for the perfect boots for the weather
IQ: LOL
nerdyy: they must be the right shade of colour and 8 inch heels

Scene 4:

AD: Where is my sexy layla?
nerdyy: shopping
AD: for what?
Rinka: a shovel? ::laugh
Dawn: salt
nerdyy: boots
IQ: she is shopping for a fit guy to do her snow shovelling for her

Scene 5:

Dawn: missing laylu :(
ad: me too
IQ: Me toooo!
nerdyy: she texted me
IQ: Oh really
nerdyy: she said she's been in the mall for 48 hours
nerdyy: still hasn't found the perfect boots




Next day:

LayLaa: sorrrrrrry!!!! had 2 delet them...dunno what i was typin 4rm me fone :mad :mad didnt make sense either (now using lapppppy) ::sleep So.. Has had a serious ass whooping thanks to the snow.. Fell twice on my bum onto the way to the shops..... Fun times!!!!!!!!!!! :mad STUPID SNOW!!!


 =)) =))

Intrukshuns

nerdyy: hello rinka
nerdyy: err no i was measuring all your would be wives
layla: rinkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
nerdyy: ie our bhabhis
layla: hugs my sweet bro
rinka: lol
layla: rollseyes
rinka: measuring?
nerdy: yes for the right curves
nerdy: just like u instructed
rinka: lol i never instructed THAT

Bhabhi Checker

nerdyy: why would I google rinka
nerdyy: I only google my bhabhis

Omega Reunion

Bulb is watching some old movie (6 nights 7 days) on tv, and giving a live commentary.

Bulb: Wth, now they're kissing on the beach
IQ: LOL coochywoochy on the beach
Bulb: What a f'd up movie
Layla: Rinka slap slap slap
Layla: don't watch coochywoochy movies
Layla: listen to bhajans
Bulb: kahooooooooooo na pyaarrrrrrrrrr haiiiiiiiiiiiii kaho na pyaaaaaar haiiiiiiiiiiii
IQ: yeh no more crap ::mad take it off
nerdyy: take it off? :O
Layla: Loollllllllllll take lungi off? :O
Bulb: ::laugh
IQ: Noooooooooooooooooo the stupid movieeeeeeeeeeeeee
Bulb: Lolllllllllllllll now her bf is crying
Layla: same old stories ::smoke
IQ: Ye man
IQ: I will put that in my story also
IQ: Layla jumped from the plane with nerdyy
Bulb: lollll
Layla: Flippin heck
Layla: ::sleep
IQ: While she was falling she was like, oh thank god, romeyo, I'm with you
Bulb: Protection is more than enough
IQ:  Then she lands on John Abraham
Bulb: No coochywoochy stuff ::smoke
IQ: And forgets nerdyy
Layla: ::smoke
Bulb: lol
IQ: Nerdyy then has to end John's Island Career
IQ: And kills a crocodile
IQ: To impress Layla
Layla :O
Layla: am impressedddd already ::smoke
Bulb: I bet john has the character of the chimpanzee
IQ: John then tries to outdo nerdyy and then tries to run up a tree
IQ: Lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll bulb yes
Layla: chimpanzee ::mad
Layla: Dont you dare ::mad rinka
Bulb: ::laugh suits him
Layla: ur chimpanzee
IQ: But because of his lazy eye he misses the jump and falls down
IQ: over the cliff
Bulb: ::smoke No I can't be, I am your bro
Layla: My bro is chimpanzee ::glare
nerdyy: ::unsure
IQ: Layla screams noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Layla: welcome back
IQ: and she goes to jump after him
Layla: sexc
Layla: nerdyy
Layla:::smoke
IQ: and nerdy flies like tarzan and saves her
Layla: nice perfume::smoke
nerdyy: ::laugh john is competing with me?
Bulb: lol nerds u killed poor john chimpanzee

Punctuation Baba Strikes Again

Phantom:  why is nerds so scarily silent
nerdyy: im very sleeepy
Phantom: oh good I was worried you were lost in thoughts of some punctuationless women

Dhisum

Layla: rasgulla?
Layla: oi u two :mad:
Layla: come out b4 i knock u out
Layla: where is my 9mm handgun
Layla: :smoke:
Layla: dhisum dhisum
Layla: FOUND IT
Phantom: :laugh: ur hand gun sounds like a pillow punch
Layla: :(

Good answer

Phantom: How's your ENT?
Layla: Keep da change
Layla: lol

Layla On Drums

Phantom: oh btw all u lesser mortals u're talking to a future rockstar
IQ: You got guitar
Layla: tum binnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn kyaaaaaaaaaaaa hai jeeeeeeeeenaa
Layla: kyaa hai jeeeeeeeena
Phantom: lolllll yup
IQ: what kind
IQ: what's it look like
Layla: tum binnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Layla: listenin 2 on youtbe
Layla: dam..
Phantom: it looks like a guitar to me
Phantom: yh i'm self learning fingers hurt
IQ: yesh
Layla: u tried key board?
IQ: I havent played in so long
IQ: keyboard meri jaan
Phantom: keyboard is too easy its for kids
Layla: yeh dats y i asked u did u try keyboard
IQ: kids
Layla: since its 4 kids
Phantom: yh i have tried, my initial plan was to buy it.. then i got hooked to eletric guitar
IQ: lol
IQ: good u learn
IQ: then we have omega band
Phantom: loll
Layla: lol
Layla: omega banf
IQ: yesh
Layla: band*
IQ: Layla what will u play
Layla: what will i do
Phantom: taka will be our drummer
Layla: i cant sing i cnt play .%%%%
IQ: I was imagining that also
IQ: LOL
Phantom: beating hell outta the drums
Layla: ::blink..............................

Only Family

Phantom: yes, my secretary answered for me

Layla: :O

Layla: dis is family issue

Layla: between us 2

Layla: no secretary allowed

Phantom: ok then u kick her out

Layla: shes family too

LOL

Dreamtime

IQ: acha so i had a dream
IQ:
Phantom: lallu.... pls kill 29
IQ: abey im dead already
Layla: never
IQ:
Layla: i wud kill myself b4 dat
nerdyy:
Phantom: never di bachchi
Layla:
IQ: so there was a lot of stuff going on in my dream
IQ: then ending part i sort of remembered
IQ: nerdy and layla were in a car
Phantom: pls
nerdyy: her chat career was over a long time ago
IQ: driving at nights
Phantom: dont leave me in skirts
Layla:
nerdyy:
IQ: and then this crowd jumped on the car
nerdyy: starry nights
Layla:
IQ: and stopped it and pulled the doors open
Layla:
nerdyy:
Phantom: lol
IQ: and were gonna kidnap layla
Layla:
Layla:
nerdyy: soul bhaiyya and rishu bhaiyya
IQ: and then umm i dont remb all this
Layla:
IQ: phir layla goes
Phantom: but then i save the day for lallu n nerds
IQ: am hungry
Layla:
Phantom: lolll
nerdyy: 29 thats my line
Layla: lol
Layla: my line shd b
Layla: i want coffee
IQ: and those thugs said shut ur mouth or else we will shoot nerdy
Layla:
Layla:
Phantom: i just saw that line in 'the spy next door'
Layla:
nerdyy:
IQ: then umm
Layla:
IQ: i dont remb much the next part of my dream i remember CLEARLY
Layla:
Phantom:
IQ: i think nerdy broke free and grabbed layla and u both ran
IQ: next part i remember
IQ: all 4 of us were in a kitchen
Layla:
nerdyy:
Layla:
IQ: and i was cooking
Phantom: i'm waiting for my introduction song
Layla: LOL
nerdyy: kitchen
IQ: and then Phantom was sitting at the table
Phantom:
IQ: like a fatso
Layla: cookin chicken biryani
Layla:
IQ: and there was some strange old white lady sitting next to him
Layla:
Phantom:
nerdyy: wow what an imaginative dream
Layla: lol
Layla: nerdy
Phantom: that was u
IQ: and nerdy and layla u two were pouring drinks and started fighting and arguing
IQ: no i was behind the counter
nerdyy:
Layla:
Phantom: lolllllllllllllllll
IQ: anyways then layla said
IQ: bb
Layla: i never argue with krishna
Phantom: why why why
IQ: when am i gonna have a bhabhi
Phantom: why old?
IQ: idkkkk man
IQ: she was just sitting there
Phantom: cant u give a young lady?
Layla: lol
nerdyy: i dont fight with radha
Layla:
Layla:
IQ: and then layla was pulling out a knife saying watch it i saved ur life back der on da road nerdy
nerdyy:
Layla: no bb
Layla: u married already
Phantom: 29 u sux again
IQ: and i was like u idiots what are u doing
Layla: stop dreamin abt girls
IQ: and then phantom said i want my food
Layla: dis fatty man
IQ: what are u fools doing and then i got pissed i was like u all arent gonna eat anything
Phantom: wow
Layla: always thinkin abt food
Layla:
IQ: and i took a bowl of red cayenne pepper for some reason
IQ: and i was gonna throw it
nerdyy:
Layla:
nerdyy: i think this shud go on the blog
Phantom: 29
Layla: lol nerdy
IQ: and phantom stopped my hand and takes a pinch of that red powder and puts it on that white strange lady hair part
Phantom: what were u smoking there, son?
IQ: and we all stopped and were staring
nerdyy: 29
IQ: and we was like yeh sindoor nahin hai
nerdyy:
IQ: phantom goes i dont care i just want a wife
Phantom:
Phantom: lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
IQ: and we looked at the white lady and the powder went in her eyes and she was crying
Phantom: wtfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Layla:
nerdyy:
IQ: she was howling
Phantom:
Layla: poor white lady
IQ: so annoying
Layla:
Phantom: u made me a despo
IQ: and so i got pissed and threw the bowl over her head
IQ: and i woke up
Layla: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL despo
nerdyy: phantom
Layla:
Phantom: i quit
Layla:
IQ: LOL
Phantom: i resign
IQ: i swear to go
IQ: god
IQ: this i remember so clearlyy
Layla:
nerdyy:
Phantom:
IQ: phewww
Layla: LOL
IQ: now i got it told
Phantom: lallu
IQ: i waited all day
Layla: look at fatty
Layla:
IQ: for u 3
IQ: at once
IQ: LOL
Layla: still dreamin abt FOOD
nerdyy: smalls dreams of a virgo
Layla: FOOD or wifey
IQ: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Layla: pick one
Layla:
nerdyy:
Layla:
Phantom:
Layla: LOL
IQ: layla pulled a knife on u nerdy
Phantom: i quit already