SLAP

IQ: Ok give me a song
IS: Ehsaan
IQ: You bum
IQ: I will slap you
IS: I will slap you also
IQ: That's a sad song
IS: So what?
IQ:  *gives cheek*  Leh!
IS: *slaps gently* Leh!
IQ:  Ek aur
IS: :O 
IQ: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I MEANT SONG

*ten minutes of laughter*