October 17, 2017

Big Bad Wolf, Redux

Scene at local Trader Joe's (a grocery store):

Checkout Lady(to 5 year oldish girl): SO, what are we dressing up as for Halloween, are you going to be an angel?
Girl: I am going to be a wolf!
Lady (taken aback): Oh! Isn't that going to be scary?
Girl (with a look that conveyed the message Lady are you just plain stupid, it's Halloween): I want to scare all the squirrels and all the dogs and all the children.
Lady: *speechless*