Bhojangeet

IS:‎ I had bhindi
Me:‎ oh bhindiya chamke ji
IS:‎ hain
IS:‎ lol
Me:‎ khikhi
Me:‎ new cd releasing
Me:‎ called Fud Fud
IS:‎ thieves!!
Me:‎ no pls its released by me
IS:‎ LOL
IS:‎ hahaha
Me:‎ CD SIDE 1: 1. oh bhindiya chamke ji 2. taro daal n bhaji 3. chole hasda phire 4. saag mein teri
IS:‎ Lol
IS:‎ Chole hasda phire lol
Me:‎ saag mein teriiiiiiiiiiiiiiii saag mili toh
Me:‎ mujhe saag aayi
IS:‎ lol
Me:‎ *blush*
IS:‎ so wrong lol
IS:‎ Mujhe saag aayi
IS:‎ haha
Me:‎ kyun :OL
IS:‎ Like potty
Me:‎ paneer da rang vekh ke
Me:‎ lol wth
IS:‎ hahaha

Daru Desi

IQ: I took your suggestion 

IS: Why are you smirking
IQ: And went out to execute it
IS: Execute kya
IQ: Videshi daru is (smirks more) lovely
IS: Aha. Which one you had 

IQ: Red. Something
IS:  Hahaha RED

IQ: The label was red. I forget what its called though.

 IS: Red Label?
IQ: Abey I told you the label is red na. But I forgot what its called.

IS: Abey theres red, green, blue , black label
IQ: (think) let me google
IS: Johnnie walker
IQ: *laughs*
IS: Red is the cheapest. And worst.
IQ: Oh maaaan.

IS: Ki

IQ: Give me da best then.
IS: Blue is 

IQ: I dont want blue.
IQ: I want PINK
IS: Theres no pink ki aa
IS: Its not the actual color of the daaru hahaha
IQ: No dont lieeeeeeee
IS: They're all browny
IQ: Give it. You're hiding it 

IS: I don't have
IQ: Give whatever you have. GIVE.

IS: ....... *gives water*

IQ: Yeh kya hai. I dont need to wash my face. 

.....

IS: *gives rose milk*
IQ:  Its poisoned
IS: Its not
IQ: It is. You drink it then. Then we wait and see
IS:  *drinks lil *

IQ: No. more. Drink up. Bottoms up.
IS: Milk ughh
IQ: See see, poison!
IS: Oh nautanki

What Made You Laugh Today?

1:

While talking with IS

IS: What you messaging me on yahoo for??
IS: *blinks*
IQ: Umm...Oops wrong guy.



2:

In middle of a relatively normal conversation:

nerdyy: row row row ur boat gently donw the stream merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream

IQ: LOL wth
IQ: *shakes u*
IQ: haalat ko kya hua

No Books in the Library

IQ sitting in the library, waiting for IS.

IS looking from the entrance.

IS: Ok tell me where you are.

IQ: I'm at the back wall behind those book shelves on your far left.

IS: I don't see any books.

(in the library)

LOL

Mismatched

IS: you shouldve named him socks
IS: he has white paws
IQ: not all are white
IS: well hes like u na
IQ: ki
IS: mismatching cocks
socks
LOLLLLLL
OMG
IQ: :O :O:O:O
IS:wthhhhhhhhh
grrrrrrrrrrrrr
sockssssssssssssssssssssssssss
IQ: LOL what u think of me
IS: tu wears diff sockies

hahahahahaha

IQ: uh huh

IS: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THAT WAS TYPOOOOOOOOOOO

Phone Call

IQ : you know May is almost over... and its June soon so......
IS: Hmm yeah? so we need to have another fight? Still time?
IS: We've fought twice this month so u wanna more?
IQ: Nuh uh! THREE times. Three, not two, remember??
IS: Oh yes.... so more? still few days ?
IQ: *Giggles* Noo
IQ: So you need to cut something off
IS: ::blink
IS: :O ohhhhh smokes

After a bit...

IQ: Is your headache still hurting?
IS: Huh , yes my headache is still hurting ( Laughs )
IQ: See I'm not so smart when we actually talk
IS: ( keeps laughing)

Huff

I also want to be able to post a memory hmphh

Okay, this better be a memory Grrr

Abhi-Shake

abhishek5939:  hi
abhishek5939:  i am abhishek here,can we chat pls?
Drunky_Eyes:  no we cannot
abhishek5939: a
abhishek5939: why not
Drunky_Eyes: cause i hate abhishek
abhishek5939: why do u hate abhishek
Drunky_Eyes: He's a fag
abhishek5939: which abhishek r u talking abt
Drunky_Eyes: you kutta sala
abhishek5939: dont abuse here
Drunky_Eyes: dont perve at me here
abhishek5939: ogi
abhishek5939: u r asl
Drunky_Eyes: oh man fu ck you

Meanwhile............

Fibonacci:  Kanjar leave Drunky alone!

Fibonacci: I'll kick your rotten teeth in.

abhishek5939: who is this 

Fibonacci: Your death

She feels Pretty

IQ: OMG Nerdyy has gone crazy dun dun dun :unsure
IQ: Oh well it was bound to happen one of these days :rolleyes
IQ: Thats what happens when you pay attention to all these different women :closedeyes
IQ: *eats a grapefroot* :wub
IQ: Oh grapefroot ...reminds me I have to paint my nails
IQ: *paints nails*
IQ: :scowl bloddy fone
IQ: *looks at nails and admires them*
IQ: I feeellllllllllll prettyyyyyyyyyyy oh so prettyyyyyyyyyyy
IQ: I feeelllllllllll prettyyyyyyyyy and wittyyyyyyyyy and brightttttttttttt
IQ: And I pityyyyyyyyyyyyy any girlllllllllllll who isntttttt me tonighttttttttt
IQ: :blush
IS: :O Miss IQ :O are you singing for the walls :O
IQ: :blush no I was singing for  you :rolleyes
IS: hmmphh why would you do that :unsure
IQ: :wacko
IS: I brought you paneer manchurian for lunch :dry

Hollyoaks meet Criminal Minds

Layla: Beeeduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu :smoke time to go watch hollyoaks chop chop :closedeyes
IS: hmmphhh I would rather watch Criminal Minds
Layla: Beeduuuuuuuuuuu whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :wacko
IS: Hollyoaks sounds like SpiceLand Room ... all different skanks flirting all the time hmmmph
Layla: loooooooooooooool beeduuuuuuuuuu :laugh you can flirt with them too :tongue
IS: *looks at Miss IQ shiftily* hmmmph beedu i dont flirt
Layla: :O beeduu dont lie i heard about your escapades into the family sex room to learn about massage secrets
IS: :scowl one day im going to kill Guruji hmmph :closedeyes

Da Orphans of Da Orphanage

Laylaah: Cutieeeeeeee should i wink back at this fit boy who keeps winking at me in the mall
IQ: *sigh* twinna, don't you know that the best way to find out if a friend is for keeps is to always glare at his winks, if he winks back hes your friend forever, if he runs away he's just a wimp :closedeyes

Roo: My exams are done, let me snuggle in my bed with my cuddly toy :biggrin

Rinka: nerds :smoke, i see many bhabhis here watching us - are you ready with your measuring tape?

Smoke: Hmmph, should i marinade my chicken tangris in lemon juice or lime juice - let me ask guruji. If I ask Miss IQ she will glare at me because i'm cooking chicken :scowl

nerdyy: kajubarfi why are you standing on a pedestal :unsure
Laylaah: ladooooo :smoke :coffee - its my new 8 inch heels not a pedestal doesnt it look cuteeeeeeee :closedeyes

IQ: Hmm nerdyyyyyyyy your aqua gio smells nice :rolleyes
nerdyy: is it time for the big long hug then :wink
IQ: :glare

Nandini_LostInSpace8453: nerdyyyyyyyyy wakeee uppppppp kamina :O

IQ: pinkuuuuuuuuu welcome :biggrin
ad: TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT :rose ... now let me be quiet for 10 mins

IQ: so how did your valentines date go ?
Fire: it was ok, i got bored .. these damn fobs always bore me in 10 mins

Repetitive

IQ: I wanna see your food posted
IQ: so what if its repetive
IQ: titive
IQ: maad
IQ: oh wait
IQ: "titive" alone looks bad
IQ: LOL
IS: LOL

World's End

IQ: The earth is losing its spin
all connections are weakening
storms and thunder and lightning
and then no more internet
then all the lights start flickering
and electricity will die
people will start bonfires to keep warm
winter is going to spread over even equator
planes rust and cannot fly
all fuel is used for heat to warm ourselves

IS:  Oi you're scaring me

IQ: the oceans are rough
IS:  lol
IQ: and no boats can travel
the birds have all disappeared
the world has begun to end
IS: you think so?
IQ: yes pls
see its happening
IS: It's just a connection
IQ: thats what they all said
little did they know
IS: so 12th ko?
IQ: no
IS: then?
IQ: December 35th
IS: O_o
IQ: the earth lost its spin remember
the calender is screwed up
IS: ki aa with this depressing talk
IQ: days aren't 24 hours anymore
IS:  So tell me more about what else is gonna happen. Birds have disappeared.....then..
IQ: No food. People start fighting over what's left
IS: cannabalism
IQ: They resort to violence
IS: Theyre already doing that
IQ: Greed, anger, and selfishness has never been seen in such intensity and frequency
IS: Hmm
IQ: People are left to die in streets
diseases are spreading
everyone thought the world would end with natural disasters
IS: We should stock up then
IQ: Earthquakes, tsunamis, fires, tornados, volcanoes
mother nature didnt need to do all that
mankind kills itself
IS: You should make a post with all this
IQ: You can post it in memories
IS: Its not something I will forget
IQ: No but you said i should post
so may as well just have it there
IS: I was serious about that
IQ: I know
but its not something i can rewrite
im not even thinking what im writing
its just coming
IS: And u think im gonna copy paste.. change names and wat not
IQ: Why not. Too much to do right
IS: Yes
IQ: Ok

Gol

IS: What are you doing making that noise? What is that?
IQ: its Chai gol
IS: Gol *blinks*
IQ: GOLD!

*ten minutes of laughter*

IS: I was wondering what kinda chai you drink

E-Nerdy

IQ: Ok. Eat something and give your body enerdy
IS: Enerdy?
IQ: Energy oops
IS: My body doesn't need nerdy :O

The Book of Shakey

IQ: Oh Smokuuuuuuuuuuuuu oh smoku wherefore art thou smokuuuuuuuuuuu deny thy father refuse thy name of if thou wilt not be but sworn my khota
IS: Huh :O
IQ: He speaks! Oh speak again bright angel for thouuuuuuu art as glorious to this night!
IS: *raises eyebrow*
IQ:  Being as if a winged messenger of heaven unto the white upturned wondering eyesssssss of mortals that fall back to gaze on us!

IS: Hain. Why so biblical?
IQ: :O *bursts out laughing* oh boy, Romeo and Juliet in the Bible

Green

IS: I bought lettuce
IQ: What kind?
IS: Umm.. green kind

Kinky?

IQ : Massage me pls I feel kinky LOL and you know not like that
IS : :O How else does one ask for a massage while feeling kinky :O  *laughs for 2 mins* Golden Memoriesssssssssssssssssssss !!!
IQ : This was bound to happen after I've exposed so many, you know those kinks we get?
IS : but you used the word KINKYYY


*after 30 mins"

IQ : you still haven't given me that massage
IS : okay i will massage you kinkily

* 5 mins laughter on IQ's part and IS got shy * LOL

Like a Fridge, yo

IS: What colour fridge do you want?
IQ: Ummmmm. White.
IS: Silver?
IQ: Nooo! White is clean clean.
IS: Hmm but it gets dirty dirty also
IQ: So then you must get dirty dirty also :P
IS: :O I'm not a fridge 
IQ: *smacks forehead* no, but you're white.
IS: Oh. Okay pls I get dirty

*5 minutes of laughter on IQs part*

IQ: You do know I'm going to put this on Golden Memories right?

IS: What? Why?
IQ: Out of the point I'm trying to make you somehoww pull out the comparison to the fridge