Big Bad Wolf, Redux

Scene at local Trader Joe's (a grocery store):

Checkout Lady(to 5 year oldish girl): SO, what are we dressing up as for Halloween, are you going to be an angel?
Girl: I am going to be a wolf!
Lady (taken aback): Oh! Isn't that going to be scary?
Girl (with a look that conveyed the message Lady are you just plain stupid, it's Halloween): I want to scare all the squirrels and all the dogs and all the children.
Lady: *speechless*

Realignment

October 12, 3:43 pm

Post by me on some SM

i would like a new contract between the planets, the stars(incl the sun) and the solar system to ensure that we have 32 hours a day

October 12th, 4:31 pm
Driving to a meeting with stakeholders to an office downtown.
Look at clock on car 4:31
Glance at phone
9:31
😮😮😮
reboot phone
9:31
broad daylight, in mid october
9:32

DUN DUN DUN
Realignment of the solar system has begun!

P.S.: There is a cell tower giving faulty time information near the Field Museum, verified the next few days with the same issues at same spot! No Realignment SIGH 😉

"Bathroom Dreams"

PROOF

im posting this here so when it releases in theatres in the future I HAVE PROOF ok

Unwritten

That Was Quick

Of Course

DON

ermm

u think u r shah rukh khan huh

duplicate 

IQ

no im amitabh

double role

Nerdyy • 

lol

suryavansham

IQ

main hoon don

if amitabh i can play around with zeenat and helen

if shahrukh i can play with priyanka n kareena

Nerdyy • 

lol

so whats that

quadruple roles

IQ

yes

Nerdyy • 

wow

IQ

u can be all my heroines

Nerdyy • 

u got this down pat

IQ

yes i do

Nerdyy • 

yeh mera dil pyaar ka deewana

IQ

😉

u certainly look gorjus

Nerdyy •

thenku

yawnz

*jumps outt window*

*jumps back as priyanka*

IQ

NOT THE REACTION I WAS EXPECTING

Nerdyy •

aaj ki raat

IQ

lol

Nerdyy 

khona hai kya

paana hai kya

IQ

wah

Nerdyy 

yawnz

IQ

lol

Nerdyy

*jumps off stages*

*jumps back as govinda*

IQ

*sings to zeenat*

Nerdyy 

hello sexy

wink wink

IQ

hello

Nerdyy 

lololol

IQ

oh ure govinda

Nerdyy 

LOLLLLL

i choked

IQ

hahahhaa

u confused me

i thot u were zeenat

Nerdyy 

Battle Part 2

NERDY                                   VS.                                                 IQ

1h

::shootsrajnikanth'sciggyouttahismouth ::smoke ::noonemesseswithaahnald

1h

::hastalavista ::baby

1h

::givesaahnoldhisdenturesandwalkingstick

58m

::hitsMissBDSMWhipLadywithdastick
::IthinkyouwillhavetomodifyGMpost

49m

46m

maaaaaaaaaan i keep updating n updating ::criesriversandoceansanddrownsyou

::bruahahahahha ::iamindestructible ::smoke

32min

::makeslaylabeatyouup

32m

::shecantsheisengaged

32m

::sheandherfiancewillbeatyouup

29m

::shewillmeltwhensheseesherladdoo ::bruahahaha

26m

::herfiancewillbeatyouupforsurethen

21m

::hecantunlesshewantstodiebylaylaasheels

17m

::waitsforBattlePart2onGM

17m

::laylawillbeblindwithloveforherfianceandwilllethimdoitthinkingitscute