Deewani Mastani

Reunited

So as I was bored I decided to take an entertainment break and went to the land of entertainment I came across the same weird person again... REMEMBER THIS. And yes, I could not miss this opportunity to reunite with him. 

Randomness

Gentleman: hello 

splendiferous: hullo

Gentleman: hw r u

Gentleman: what do u do?

splendiferous: i am good

splendiferous: i am a singer

Gentleman: very nice...

Gentleman: ur asl?
 4
splendiferous: 25 f usa

Gentleman: indian in Usa?

Gentleman: am 30 M indian in Usa

splendiferous: yes

splendiferous: sa re ga ma pa da ni sa

splendiferous: sa ni da pa ma ga re sa

Gentleman: thats fine.. jst asked

Gentleman: whats ur name? r u working here or student?

splendiferous: both

splendiferous: my name is sugar

Gentleman: sugar!!

Gentleman: do u mean sweetie?

splendiferous: my name is Sugar

Gentleman: ok..

splendiferous: you can call me sweetu ji if you like

Gentleman: Sure.. Sweetu ji

Gentleman: which part of Usa?

splendiferous: north

splendiferous: what do you do

Gentleman: s/w engineer

Gentleman: r u single/married?

splendiferous: married

splendiferous: two times

Gentleman: ok..

Gentleman: oh.. to same person or diff?

splendiferous: different

Gentleman: ok..

Gentleman: any kids?

splendiferous: no

splendiferous: they went swimming

Gentleman: who went?

splendiferous: my family

Gentleman: swimming at night?

splendiferous: it's morning

Gentleman: which place r u in now?

splendiferous: USA

Gentleman: which place in Usa .. where it is morning now?

splendiferous: in certain spots in USA it's morning

Gentleman: which spots r they? please tell.. I will improve my Gk

splendiferous: i don't know what it's called

Gentleman: u r faking it

splendiferous: no

Coffee Break

guest-123: hi can i get a medium double double please
Tim_Hortons: lol
Tim_Hortons: yes sure
guest-123: thanks
guest-123: i also want a bagel
Tim_Hortons: 1 75 plz
guest-123: you forgot to charge me for the bagel
Tim_Hortons: which one?
Tim_Hortons: wth chocco
guest-123: plain, toasted with herb and garlic cream cheese
guest-123: only half cream cheese please
Tim_Hortons: ok
guest-123: thanks
Tim_Hortons: take it n dont come here plz
guest-123: why
Tim_Hortons: maxi
guest-123: i love tim hortons
guest-123: maxi?
Tim_Hortons: asl plz
guest-123: CANADA
guest-123: HOME OF TIM HORTON
Tim_Hortons: i know
Tim_Hortons: sex n age?
Tim_Hortons: i know about urs location
guest-123: You know mine? So you are asking about Tim Horton's asl?
guest-123: Well he is male
guest-123: and no longer alive
Tim_Hortons: u r knockin wrong door my friend
Tim_Hortons: im male
guest-123: okay

*few minutes later*

guest-123: hello
guest-123: i'd like a refill please for my coffee
Tim_Hortons: ?
Tim_Hortons: wtf

Mic Schedule 1 2

Wanderer: I listened to it a gazillion time to double schedule

Check*

How does check become schedule?

What in the world is wrong with auto correct

IQ: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Um

Wanderer:

hey jimme

guess what!

LOL

wrong person

your name is not jimme!

okies bye..

*runs away*

Besharam Babies+ Girl Talk + Crying Nerdyy

Wanderer: talking about punching and bruising

Wanderer: i just remembered a day last year

Wanderer: in physics class

Wanderer: tigress and i were bored

Wanderer: so we started slapping each other

Wanderer: then we punched each other

Wanderer: she almost fell off her chair too
Wanderer: then the next day

Wanderer: we found bruises on ourselves
nerdyy: where have i landed up

Wanderer: *punches nerdyy*

nerdyy: punches W back

Tinbergen: UFF 

nerdyy: breaks her nose

Tinbergen: YOU KIDS

Wanderer: *slaps IQ and makes slapping noise*

nerdyy: LOL

Tinbergen: I TURN MY BACK

Wanderer: she's jealous
Tinbergen: and you turn into animals

Wanderer: she wants to beat up as well

Tinbergen: no i beat him up enough 

Tinbergen: im good

Tinbergen: now its ur turn

nerdyy: LOL

Tinbergen: turn around time for spankies

Wanderer: LOL

Tinbergen: nerdy dnt get excited
Wanderer: *turns around*

Tinbergen: leh

Tinbergen: LOL

Wanderer: yeh lehhh

Wanderer: maar

Tinbergen: *runs away while she is facing other way*

Wanderer: *victory dance*

Wanderer: made IQ bevkoof
Tinbergen: *runs back with garden hose and soaks her with freezin cold water*

nerdyy: W that doesnt take a lot of effort

Tinbergen: nerdy dont get excited again
Wanderer: LOL
Wanderer: thanks for the shower
Wanderer: needed it
Tinbergen: yeh smelly aurat u needed it

Tinbergen: yes

Wanderer: LOL

Tinbergen: :i know
Wanderer: i am only temporarily smelly

Wanderer: u are sada-smelly


nerdyy: orrite after yesterdays expereience im leavign arnd 4 30 today

Tinbergen: i am smelly in all the sexy ways

Tinbergen: okay

 nerdyy:  what sexy ways

Wanderer: LOL

Tinbergen: delightful to the senses ways

nerdyy:  elaborate

Wanderer: why is it that all of our convos always lead to sexy talk
Wanderer: g strings

Wanderer: sharamful dupattas

Wanderer: sexy smells

Tinbergen: oh geez

Tinbergen: its the asar of this place

Tinbergen: the aromas seeping thru the cracks of the doors from masala

Tinbergen: and family six

Wanderer: six?
nerdyy: dont forget laylaa writing abt teddies on glam

Tinbergen: lol
Tinbergen: suhaag raats


nerdyy: too much work

Wanderer: suhaaaaag raaaaaaaat haii

Wanderer: ghungat uthaa raha hu maiii

nerdyy:  u dont have to go into all the details

nerdyy: spare us

Wanderer: its a song 

Wanderer: otherwise i am not taking my ghunghat off
nerdyy: kabhie kabhie

Wanderer: nerdyy ke dil mai

Wanderer: khayal aata hai

nerdyy:  ke jaise tujhko banaya gyaa hai mere liye

Wanderer: ke jaise IQ ko banaya gaya haiii thappar marnee ke liyee
Tinbergen: the last time i came in

nerdyy: LOL

Tinbergen: it was World Wrestlign Federation

nerdyy: yes

nerdyy: now its suhaag raat

Tinbergen: oh geez

nerdyy: cover ur eyes with ur sharamful dupatta miss iq

Wanderer: *blinks*

Wanderer: sharamful dupatta on besharam aurat
nerdyy: ur innocence will be destroyed

Tinbergen: they is jhuki palkofied

Wanderer: ajeeb combo

Tinbergen: ajeeb nahin
 nerdyy:  W

Tinbergen: mindblowing combo
Wanderer: ajeeeeeeeeeeeb comboo haii yehhh

Tinbergen: ajeeb tera muh

Wanderer: kaha sharam kahaa hai IQ

Tinbergen: ajeeb tera bumbum

Wanderer: yeh dupataaa haii kiskaaaaaaaa... naa pehnengee hummm

Tinbergen: mrs sharmas dupatta

Tinbergen: no no he only goes for mrs

Wanderer: aunties 

Tinbergen: and ur in luck
 nerdyy
Tinbergen: since ur an aunty also
Wanderer: you're a babbyy

Tinbergen: *protects cheeks*

Wanderer: squishy cheeks baby

Tinbergen: nerdy she was pullin my cheeks last night
Wanderer: *pinches*

nerdyy: besharam baby?

Wanderer: all babies are besharam

Wanderer: they come with no clothes
Tinbergen: yes we are nangu

Tinbergen: and happily nangu

Wanderer: some people stay nangu though

Tinbergen: our smiles dress us best
Wanderer: *looks at tinbu*

Tinbergen: our vomit dresses everyone else
Tinbergen: excuse me

 Tinbergen: i am dressed

Wanderer: lol vomiting babies

Tinbergen: and nicely

Wanderer: my sis gott vomitted on so many times
Wanderer: when our cousin was born

Tinbergen: by you
Tinbergen: LOL

Tinbergen: oh

Wanderer: the baby ONLY

Wanderer: vomitted on her
Wanderer: i was like,, she hates you

nerdyy: i was wondering how W wud remember that

Tinbergen: LOLLLL

Wanderer: did i show you my cousins baby
 

Wanderer: the CUTE CUTE CUTE one

Tinbergen: yes you did
Wanderer: she has the most squishy cute cheeks

Tinbergen: cousin
Wanderer: yesh
nerdyy: baby talk or fashion talk or lipstick talk

Tinbergen: lol nerdy

Wanderer: lipstick!

Tinbergen: i thought you zoned out at the mere mention of mrs sharma

Wanderer: i like lipstick
Wanderer: but not like crazy colours

Wanderer: neutral

Tinbergen: i prefer lip buttah

Wanderer: i like chapstick lol

Tinbergen: nerdy is crying

Tinbergen: in pain

Tinbergen: figuratively

Tinbergen: WHY WHY WHY DO I GET STUCK IN GIRL TALK


Agency

Pasta Love

Cougar

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away"

Alien

(P.S - because nerdyy told me to)

Stuck

Da Orphans of Da Orphanage

Laylaah: Cutieeeeeeee should i wink back at this fit boy who keeps winking at me in the mall
IQ: *sigh* twinna, don't you know that the best way to find out if a friend is for keeps is to always glare at his winks, if he winks back hes your friend forever, if he runs away he's just a wimp :closedeyes

Roo: My exams are done, let me snuggle in my bed with my cuddly toy :biggrin

Rinka: nerds :smoke, i see many bhabhis here watching us - are you ready with your measuring tape?

Smoke: Hmmph, should i marinade my chicken tangris in lemon juice or lime juice - let me ask guruji. If I ask Miss IQ she will glare at me because i'm cooking chicken :scowl

nerdyy: kajubarfi why are you standing on a pedestal :unsure
Laylaah: ladooooo :smoke :coffee - its my new 8 inch heels not a pedestal doesnt it look cuteeeeeeee :closedeyes

IQ: Hmm nerdyyyyyyyy your aqua gio smells nice :rolleyes
nerdyy: is it time for the big long hug then :wink
IQ: :glare

Nandini_LostInSpace8453: nerdyyyyyyyyy wakeee uppppppp kamina :O

IQ: pinkuuuuuuuuu welcome :biggrin
ad: TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT :rose ... now let me be quiet for 10 mins

IQ: so how did your valentines date go ?
Fire: it was ok, i got bored .. these damn fobs always bore me in 10 mins