Flashback

IQ: I negative reinforced my slapping frequency by changing the code thereby extinguishing my dependence on slapping.

IS: My God, my dimag.

(March 6, 2011)

Punctuation Baba Strikes Again

Phantom:  why is nerds so scarily silent
nerdyy: im very sleeepy
Phantom: oh good I was worried you were lost in thoughts of some punctuationless women

Job Vacancy

IQ: But what are you not sure about?
S: I donno..his job
IQ: Grr but why? he isn't a drug dealer, pimp, or strip dancer is he?
S: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Quote of the Day

Life is the most romantic of all adventures, but only those with an adventerous heart can understand this.

Dhisum

Layla: rasgulla?
Layla: oi u two :mad:
Layla: come out b4 i knock u out
Layla: where is my 9mm handgun
Layla: :smoke:
Layla: dhisum dhisum
Layla: FOUND IT
Phantom: :laugh: ur hand gun sounds like a pillow punch
Layla: :(

Good answer

Phantom: How's your ENT?
Layla: Keep da change
Layla: lol

Model

D: Good morning IQ!
IQ:  Morningggg
IQ: Are you wearing makeup today? You look more...... put together
D: Well I ...
IQ: Oh, you did your eyes!
D: Yes *takes off glasses* I did my eyes, why, do I look pretttyyyy?
IQ: You always look pretty. But today you just loook... MORE put together
D: Put together? What like I'm a car?
IQ: No, like a model
D: Oh *preens* how sweeet of you...

IQ: Of a car.