Wanderer: talking about punching and bruising
Wanderer: i just remembered a day last year
Wanderer: in physics class
Wanderer: tigress and i were bored
Wanderer: so we started slapping each other
Wanderer: then we punched each other
Wanderer: she almost fell off her chair too
Wanderer: then the next day
Wanderer: we found bruises on ourselves
nerdyy: where have i landed up
Wanderer: *punches nerdyy*
nerdyy: punches W back
Tinbergen: UFF
nerdyy: breaks her nose
Tinbergen: YOU KIDS
Wanderer: *slaps IQ and makes slapping noise*
nerdyy: LOL
Tinbergen: I TURN MY BACK
Wanderer: she's jealous
Tinbergen: and you turn into animals
Wanderer: she wants to beat up as well
Tinbergen: no i beat him up enough
Tinbergen: im good
Tinbergen: now its ur turn
nerdyy: LOL
Tinbergen: turn around time for spankies
Wanderer: LOL
Tinbergen: nerdy dnt get excited
Wanderer: *turns around*
Tinbergen: leh
Tinbergen: LOL
Wanderer: yeh lehhh
Wanderer: maar
Tinbergen: *runs away while she is facing other way*
Wanderer: *victory dance*
Wanderer: made IQ bevkoof
Tinbergen: *runs back with garden hose and soaks her with freezin cold water*
nerdyy: W that doesnt take a lot of effort
Tinbergen: nerdy dont get excited again
Wanderer: LOL
Wanderer: thanks for the shower
Wanderer: needed it
Tinbergen: yeh smelly aurat u needed it
Tinbergen: yes
Wanderer: LOL
Tinbergen: :i know
Wanderer: i am only temporarily smelly
Wanderer: u are sada-smelly
nerdyy: orrite after yesterdays expereience im leavign arnd 4 30 today
Tinbergen: i am smelly in all the sexy ways
Tinbergen: okay
nerdyy: what sexy ways
Wanderer: LOL
Tinbergen: delightful to the senses ways
nerdyy: elaborate
Wanderer: why is it that all of our convos always lead to sexy talk
Wanderer: g strings
Wanderer: sharamful dupattas
Wanderer: sexy smells
Tinbergen: oh geez
Tinbergen: its the asar of this place
Tinbergen: the aromas seeping thru the cracks of the doors from masala
Tinbergen: and family six
Wanderer: six?
nerdyy: dont forget laylaa writing abt teddies on glam
Tinbergen: lol
Tinbergen: suhaag raats
nerdyy: too much work
Wanderer: suhaaaaag raaaaaaaat haii
Wanderer: ghungat uthaa raha hu maiii
nerdyy: u dont have to go into all the details
nerdyy: spare us
Wanderer: its a song
Wanderer: otherwise i am not taking my ghunghat off
nerdyy: kabhie kabhie
Wanderer: nerdyy ke dil mai
Wanderer: khayal aata hai
nerdyy: ke jaise tujhko banaya gyaa hai mere liye
Wanderer: ke jaise IQ ko banaya gaya haiii thappar marnee ke liyee
Tinbergen: the last time i came in
nerdyy: LOL
Tinbergen: it was World Wrestlign Federation
nerdyy: yes
nerdyy: now its suhaag raat
Tinbergen: oh geez
nerdyy: cover ur eyes with ur sharamful dupatta miss iq
Wanderer: *blinks*
Wanderer: sharamful dupatta on besharam aurat
nerdyy: ur innocence will be destroyed
Tinbergen: they is jhuki palkofied
Wanderer: ajeeb combo
Tinbergen: ajeeb nahin
nerdyy: W
Tinbergen: mindblowing combo
Wanderer: ajeeeeeeeeeeeb comboo haii yehhh
Tinbergen: ajeeb tera muh
Wanderer: kaha sharam kahaa hai IQ
Tinbergen: ajeeb tera bumbum
Wanderer: yeh dupataaa haii kiskaaaaaaaa... naa pehnengee hummm
Tinbergen: mrs sharmas dupatta
Tinbergen: no no he only goes for mrs
Wanderer: aunties
Tinbergen: and ur in luck
nerdyy
Tinbergen: since ur an aunty also
Wanderer: you're a babbyy
Tinbergen: *protects cheeks*
Wanderer: squishy cheeks baby
Tinbergen: nerdy she was pullin my cheeks last night
Wanderer: *pinches*
nerdyy: besharam baby?
Wanderer: all babies are besharam
Wanderer: they come with no clothes
Tinbergen: yes we are nangu
Tinbergen: and happily nangu
Wanderer: some people stay nangu though
Tinbergen: our smiles dress us best
Wanderer: *looks at tinbu*
Tinbergen: our vomit dresses everyone else
Tinbergen: excuse me
Tinbergen: i am dressed
Wanderer: lol vomiting babies
Tinbergen: and nicely
Wanderer: my sis gott vomitted on so many times
Wanderer: when our cousin was born
Tinbergen: by you
Tinbergen: LOL
Tinbergen: oh
Wanderer: the baby ONLY
Wanderer: vomitted on her
Wanderer: i was like,, she hates you
nerdyy: i was wondering how W wud remember that
Tinbergen: LOLLLL
Wanderer: did i show you my cousins baby
Wanderer: the CUTE CUTE CUTE one
Tinbergen: yes you did
Wanderer: she has the most squishy cute cheeks
Tinbergen: cousin
Wanderer: yesh
nerdyy: baby talk or fashion talk or lipstick talk
Tinbergen: lol nerdy
Wanderer: lipstick!
Tinbergen: i thought you zoned out at the mere mention of mrs sharma
Wanderer: i like lipstick
Wanderer: but not like crazy colours
Wanderer: neutral
Tinbergen: i prefer lip buttah
Wanderer: i like chapstick lol
Tinbergen: nerdy is crying
Tinbergen: in pain
Tinbergen: figuratively
Tinbergen: WHY WHY WHY DO I GET STUCK IN GIRL TALK
