Daru Desi

IQ: I took your suggestion 

IS: Why are you smirking
IQ: And went out to execute it
IS: Execute kya
IQ: Videshi daru is (smirks more) lovely
IS: Aha. Which one you had 

IQ: Red. Something
IS:  Hahaha RED

IQ: The label was red. I forget what its called though.

 IS: Red Label?
IQ: Abey I told you the label is red na. But I forgot what its called.

IS: Abey theres red, green, blue , black label
IQ: (think) let me google
IS: Johnnie walker
IQ: *laughs*
IS: Red is the cheapest. And worst.
IQ: Oh maaaan.

IS: Ki

IQ: Give me da best then.
IS: Blue is 

IQ: I dont want blue.
IQ: I want PINK
IS: Theres no pink ki aa
IS: Its not the actual color of the daaru hahaha
IQ: No dont lieeeeeeee
IS: They're all browny
IQ: Give it. You're hiding it 

IS: I don't have
IQ: Give whatever you have. GIVE.

IS: ....... *gives water*

IQ: Yeh kya hai. I dont need to wash my face. 

.....

IS: *gives rose milk*
IQ:  Its poisoned
IS: Its not
IQ: It is. You drink it then. Then we wait and see
IS:  *drinks lil *

IQ: No. more. Drink up. Bottoms up.
IS: Milk ughh
IQ: See see, poison!
IS: Oh nautanki