Live Staff

Talking to coworker...

IQ: So you've made those changes on the website I see...

K: Which changes?

IQ: The frontpage?

K: Ah those changes

IQ: *opens webpage and shows K* 

K:  Uh.

IQ: You didn't do that did you?

K: *rolls eyes* No. It was AJ.

IQ: I knew it. This sounds so...looks so...

K:  LOOK at this part doesn't it drive you crazy? "Our LIVE staff is standing by" ?

IQ: Haha I know. That's the first thing that popped at me. That's why I wasn't sure you did that.

K: LIVE staff? As opposed to our dead staff?

IQ: Yeah, uh hello can I speak to a zombie?

K: *laughs*

IQ: Cause, like, I have a PREFERENCE for zombies.